This is the best. I'm dying!!! :)

Entrance Requirements: Convince your “friends” to help destroy the lives of the smart kids based on what they explored in grade school. Label those who played dodgeball as bully sympathizers. Force students to name their friends as fellow travelers. Fail in your attempt to be middle school President. Display no decency.
What (Some) Americans Want in a School Name
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Peter Sassi
Cappelli, MFA, JD, PhD
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May 28, 2024
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This is the best. I'm dying!!! :)
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