:). Pineapple on pizza is sacrilegious for us Italians.

…nd other nihilistic, far-left philosophies,” reads an excerpt buried deep within the 900-page tome. “American citizens are slowly being led to believe that there are no objective standards or truths, men can become women and vice versa, and pineapple belongs on pizza. The latter ought to be banned right along with pornography.”
Project 2025 To Ban Pineapple On Pizza
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Brian Theobald
Cappelli, MFA, JD, PhD
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Oct 29, 2024
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:). Pineapple on pizza is sacrilegious for us Italians.
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