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Lucas got to his Explorer and backed up. Once at a safe distance, he pulled out an electronic device and flipped a switch. A blinding orange and red ball of fire erupted behind him as the barn turned into matchsticks.
Jason Morton
Cappelli, MFA, JD, PhD
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Top Know Nothing Writer with way too many degrees who enjoys musing on life's absurdity.
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