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…nd blocking all my phones in the past month for some undisclosed infraction I perpetrated somehow — Love called me two nights ago out of the blue, in a panic because she had gone out prostituting again with a vampire from Tinder who she did not know, and let him ejaculate inside her with no condom. She had no money, she said, and needed the morning after pill. I asked her if she still had the case…
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Cappelli, MFA, JD, PhD
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Top Know Nothing Writer with way too many degrees who enjoys musing on life's absurdity.
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