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”Make sure you get a good breeder,” suggested Jimmy. “Make sure he’s tall. You don’t want fat children. Make sure he’s from good stock. What about going to a sperm bank?”
Annie Forbes Cooper
Cappelli, MFA, JD, PhD
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