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My offspring has turned toilet time into an epic saga. I mean, what’s going on in there? Is it a secret mission? A contemplative retreat? I’ve half a mind to consult a gastroenterologist because, seriously, who needs to poo that many times a day.
Kristy C
Cappelli, MFA, JD, PhD
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