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…you’re feeling patriotic, you can always sing the Star-Spangled Banner while eating a spicy hotdog. Just be careful not to choke on the bun!
Danwil Reyes
Cappelli, MFA, JD, PhD
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Top Know Nothing Writer with way too many degrees who enjoys musing on life's absurdity.
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