Damn dog straight.

From what I’ve seen, eating a diet of kale, tofu, and quinoa can lead you to an obsessive-compulsive disorder that can increase worry and decrease friendships: buying watches that count calories and steps, fanatical dieting, and an impulse to tell everyone around you how they’re doing everything wrong.
What’s In Your Stomach?
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Ken Van Camp
Cappelli, MFA, JD, PhD
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Dec 1, 2023
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Damn dog straight.
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Written by Cappelli, MFA, JD, PhD5.7K Followers
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Top Know Nothing Writer with way too many degrees who enjoys musing on life's absurdity.
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